Reno: “What are we doing way out here in the middle of nowhere?”
Elena: “We’re taking our vacation and resting up from our work.”
Reno: “Now our vacation is ruined.”
Elena: “B, but…”
Rude: “…even the booze tastes bad now.”
- 1 750-ml. bottle of rum (approx. 3 cups)
- 32 fl. oz. pineapple juice
- 16 fl. oz. orange juice
- 4 fl. oz. pomegranate juice
- 1 liter sparkling water
- Pineapple chunks
- Maraschino cherries
- Fresh limes, cut into wedges
Combine rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and pomegranate juice in a one-gallon pitcher. Add sparkling water and stir well.
Pour over ice and add a squeeze of lime. Spear pineapple chunks and cherries on cocktail umbrellas for garnish.
Makes about 14 one-cup servings.
Per serving: 159 calories, 12 g. carbs, 7 mg. sodium, 155 mg. potassium, 16 g. alcohol